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Well, I have jelly beans in my pocket and I gave some of them to a little kid and he threw them at my feet. Then I picked them up and gave them to the kid again. He ran away because he was freaked out and he went to tell his mom. The mom came over to me and I offered her some jelly beans. She slapped me and I slapped myself too. Then she got freaked out and called the cops. The cops didn't do anything to me because I didn't break any laws. They got mad at the lady and she slapped them. They arrested her and I visit her in jail. I bring jelly beans and throw them at her.